The Voice Of The Last Few Pounds
"Listen here soldier. It's going to take a lot more than that to take us down. Don't you dare try to shrink us. I mean we've been together for a long time, that's betrayal."
"I see you working really hard and eating barely enough that me and my troup are already starting to feel soft and flexible. But jokes on you, we lowered your metabolism hahaha."
"You may have succeeded in shrinking all the other fat cell friends but they were weak. We're the special unit, the strongest of them all. How would you stay warm without us? What if you're starving? What would you do without your reserve tank?"
"Oh, I see. You don't care. Disease prevention and looking good in a bathing suite is more important than me. Fine! It's on let's see you give us a try."